Preview: Wet Spam (Away)

Monday
Upton Park
8pm

Possible team line-up:

                  Lloris

Walker Dawson Caulker BAE

Lennon Parker Dembele Bale

                 Holtby

                         Adebayor



This would obviously be a big game anyway, 'cause we f*cking hate them, but we NEED another three points to help us stay in this very comfy 4th spot. At the same time, Wet Spam will be looking for a point or three to move them closer to safety. (They're probably safe, but it feels better when there's still a chance that they might go down).

We should win of course. Apart from the obvious gap in quality, we're heading into the game on the back of Thursday's nights success in Lyon and wins in our last two PL games. The spammers on the other hand have only won once in their last 8 games. We've had to play more frequently than they have recently, thanks to our Europa League commitments, but I don't think there's any risk of fatigue given we had last weekend off. Plus, looking at it from the other side (which in this case is not something I like doing), they won't have played a match in over two weeks, which surely can't be good for sharpness or match fitness.

I'm hoping AVB leaves out Dempsey, and plays Holtby behind Adebayor. Dempsey has had a good chance to prove himself now, and hasn't put in one big performance. I'm not saying he won't come good, but at this stage of the season, AVB needs to be basing his selection decisions on form. I thought Holtby looked a bit lost on Thursday night, but I still think his previous showings would justify choosing him ahead of Dempsey against W*st Ham. Vertonghen put in a good shift against Lyon on Thursday, and I'd like to see him retain his place, but I reckon AVB will revert to Daws and Caulker. As long as Gallas isn't included, I'll be happy enough. Kaboul remains out injured. With Defoe and Sandro also still out, the rest of the team picks itself, and looking at it, I reckon we'll win comfortably.

Right, that's it for now. Cant wait for Monday night. We can all look forward to some gas-chamber noises, some foreskin chants and then us drubbing the shit bastards 7-0 (hopefully!). Take that you racist f*cks.

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COYS!